{"id":268,"date":"2007-10-27T11:58:55","date_gmt":"2007-10-27T09:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/?p=268"},"modified":"2007-10-27T12:03:21","modified_gmt":"2007-10-27T10:03:21","slug":"cine-de-estreno-a-pirata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/2007\/10\/27\/cine-de-estreno-a-pirata\/","title":{"rendered":"[CINE] De estreno a pirata"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hace un par de d\u00edas vi un sketch\u00a0del programa de humor \u00ab<a href=\"http:\/\/www.autoindefinits.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Autoindefinits<\/a>\u00bb que refleja la problem\u00e1tica de muchas salas de cine.<\/p>\n<p>Un hombre iba a comprar una entrada para una pel\u00edcula pero la voz de la taquillera le dec\u00eda que ya no se hac\u00eda. \u00abPero si la estrenaron ayer\u00bb, se extra\u00f1aba el hombre. La explicaci\u00f3n de la taquillera era que \u00abno ha tenido mucho \u00e9xito\u00bb y la hab\u00edan sacado ya de la cartelera. Hasta aqu\u00ed, es una conversaci\u00f3n hasta cre\u00edble (tarde o temprano llegar\u00e1 el d\u00eda en que la m\u00ednima\u00a0permanencia, si es que la hay,\u00a0no sea\u00a0una semana).<\/p>\n<p>Cuando el hombre cabizbajo\u00a0se gira para irse,\u00a0la taquillera le ofrece al hombre esa pel\u00edcula en DVD pirata por s\u00f3lo 3 euros. La cara del hombre se ilumina y acepta. Con ella en la mano le pregunta por la calidad de la grabaci\u00f3n y la taquillera le asegura que es buena porque la grab\u00f3 ayer su hijo y \u00abtiene un pulso muy firme\u00bb. Me consta que en alg\u00fan que otro cine\u00a0los trabajadores habr\u00e1n pensando en hacerlo tambi\u00e9n.<\/p>\n<p>Pero a\u00fan hay m\u00e1s. Cuando el hombre se va esta vez m\u00e1s alegre, la taquillera le ofrece por 1,5 euros m\u00e1s la pel\u00edcula con los comentarios del director. Ah\u00ed s\u00ed que el hombre est\u00e1 encantad\u00edsimo y saca el dinero para d\u00e1rselo. La frase de la taquillera es \u00abno me lo de a m\u00ed, sino al director\u00bb y aparece un hombre que le coge por el hombro y empieza a contarle cosas de la pel\u00edcula.<\/p>\n<p>No s\u00e9 qui\u00e9n me da m\u00e1s pena, si el cine que acabar\u00e1 cerrando, el director que acabar\u00e1 sin trabajo o el hombre que acabar\u00e1\u00a0sin pel\u00edculas que ver.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hace un par de d\u00edas vi un sketch\u00a0del programa de humor \u00abAutoindefinits\u00bb que refleja la problem\u00e1tica de muchas salas de cine. Un hombre iba a comprar una entrada para una pel\u00edcula pero la voz de la taquillera le dec\u00eda que ya no se hac\u00eda. \u00abPero si la estrenaron ayer\u00bb, se extra\u00f1aba el hombre. 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