{"id":188,"date":"2007-07-07T13:08:43","date_gmt":"2007-07-07T11:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/?p=188"},"modified":"2007-07-07T13:26:34","modified_gmt":"2007-07-07T11:26:34","slug":"cine-critica-transformers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/2007\/07\/07\/cine-critica-transformers\/","title":{"rendered":"[CINE] Cr\u00edtica \u00abTransformers\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"

S\u00f3lo poner el t\u00edtulo\u00a0me doy cuenta de que a\u00fan tengo en borrador la cr\u00edtica de \u00ab300\u00bb (curiosamente no la veo cuando escribo de otros temas). Desde entonces, s\u00f3lo he visto \u00abPiratas del Caribe 3″… Eso demuestra que \u00faltimamente el cine no\u00a0tiene tanta importancia en mi vida como antes.<\/p>\n

O que selecciono m\u00e1s las pel\u00edculas que voy a ver. Por los t\u00edtulos de las tres \u00faltimas, est\u00e1 claro qu\u00e9 busco: evasi\u00f3n, diversi\u00f3n… vamos, entretenimiento puro y duro. Es una l\u00e1stima que no lo acabe de conseguir.<\/p>\n

\u00abTransformers\u00bb parec\u00eda que\u00a0ten\u00eda todos los elementos:\u00a0el\u00a0director Michael Bay,\u00a0una historia de mi infancia,\u00a0presupuesto para tropecientos efectos especiales… Pero, aunque los tiene, la mezcla de todos ellos no ha conseguido evitar que las 2h 20min que dura se me hiciesen aburridas.<\/p>\n

Quiz\u00e1 porque esperaba ‘acci\u00f3n espectacular’ y me encontr\u00e9 con ‘una comedia \u00f1o\u00f1a’. Quer\u00eda ver algo como \u00abIndependence day\u00bb donde la comedia est\u00e1 presente pero no domina la historia<\/strong>. Si a \u00abTransformers\u00bb le quitas las escenas\u00a0c\u00f3micas, quiz\u00e1 te quede media hora.<\/p>\n

Los\u00a0personajes<\/strong>\u00a0tienen papeles insignificantes que molestan en lugar de apoyar. Desde la familia y amigo del protagonista o\u00a0los militares hasta los adolescentes expertos en comunicaciones (y ni sabemos qu\u00e9 les pasa),\u00a0el papel de John Turturro y si me apuras hasta el mism\u00edsimo John Voight.<\/p>\n

Los autobots deb\u00edan ser los importantes y dir\u00eda que en \u00abA todo gas\u00bb tienen m\u00e1s protagonismo que aqu\u00ed. Su comportamiento les convierte m\u00e1s en juguetes (\u00a1qu\u00e9 odiosa es la escena del jard\u00edn!) que en m\u00e1quinas protectoras que nos ayudan a salvar la Tierra.<\/p>\n

Y la direcci\u00f3n<\/strong> no ayuda a verlos mejor. El anuncio de Citro\u00ebn tiene m\u00e1s m\u00e9rito que los planos repetitivos y tan cercanos que es imposible apreciar d\u00f3nde va cada pieza del coche. \u00bfQu\u00e9 tal alg\u00fan plano general de tanto en tanto?\u00a0Ni siquiera la c\u00e1mara lenta ayuda a apreciar los detalles de la transformaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

Tampoco sirve de mucho la banda sonora<\/strong> que se puede resumir en sonido met\u00e1lico que recuerda al de \u00abTerminator 2\u00bb y alguna canci\u00f3n rockera para los pocos momentos de acci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

Resumiendo, casi dos horas y media perdidas. Eso s\u00ed, estoy segura que cuando se estrene en televisi\u00f3n, \u00abTransformers\u00bb ser\u00e1 la t\u00edpica pel\u00edcula que ver\u00e9 y me gustar\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Apunte final: el colmo es\u00a0alquilar \u00abAses calientes\u00bb, que salga el trailer de \u00abHot fuzz<\/a>\u00bb y recordarla\u00a0mucho\u00a0mejor que esta superproducci\u00f3n de Steven Spielberg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u00f3lo poner el t\u00edtulo\u00a0me doy cuenta de que a\u00fan tengo en borrador la cr\u00edtica de \u00ab300\u00bb (curiosamente no la veo cuando escribo de otros temas). Desde entonces, s\u00f3lo he visto \u00abPiratas del Caribe 3″… Eso demuestra que \u00faltimamente el cine no\u00a0tiene tanta importancia en mi vida como antes. O que selecciono m\u00e1s las pel\u00edculas que […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[219,213],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cine","tag-critica-de-peliculas","tag-transformers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.evasanagustin.com\/workaholic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}